When I was one year old, my brother and mom were cleaning up the room around me as I played and jumped up and down in my crib. I somehow managed to pull down the entire side of the crib and hurl myself directly into the trash can. My mom and brother still site this as one of the funniest stories of my youth, and will often mime my two little legs kicking out of the trashcan.
Anyway, my life is a joke and I'm making a series of one panel comics about it. Enjoy, and Happy New Year!